Please, please, Liz, don't be caught dead wearing Ed Hardy

For the love of all that is ho....famous, what the hell is Elizabeth Taylor doing? George Carlin just died, she is gravely ill, these things always happen in threes. Apparently she wanted to visit an Ed Hardy store, which is certainly the death of fashion and general common sense. Ergo, Liz wants some Grim Reaper time.

Don't do it Liz. We forgive you for Reflections in a Golden Eye which Marlon Brando still rolls in his grave from, and "dating" Michael Jackson. Your work in AIDS Research and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof assure you a place in heaven. But if you're seen being wheeled around Glendale wearing any of those Christian Audiger monstrosities, then we know you are lost and given up all hope. Run away from the light! Feel lucky that I can't run any Photoshop programs where I have you wearing one of his blingy smock/hat combos or whatever swag they throw you.