Thursday, January 3, 2008

Huck N' Chuck Event

Val Air Ballroom, West Des Moines 1/1/08 7:30 PM

Temp's down to 9 Fahrenheit
The Boogiewoogies are rockin' the Huckanuts w/ some Zydeco & Blues
They're running wild, oops, someone blamed the media
Are "We" still beating on you, Mike?
Huck supports vandalism. Look up Isaiah: look to the rock.
44th AK gov wants to be The Big #44
Train our replacements; is that what "traditional marriage" is about?
Oilarchies: we don't need your sand.
We will go to the caucus having been on our knees
Chuck: I'm a corporate leader
TV News guy did live comparison of Chuck Norris to Oprah.
Quite the Wrangler guy, wife looks like Coulter
Janet H. in Tartar coat.. then behold: HUCKABASS!!
Sweet Home Ala Cream P-Bass w/ bridge plate & tortoise shell
American made I should hope. Thumb it!
Too much bass in the mix. What is this, a Capitol Offense?
Like a club band stiff-legged drunk
If this was a 60's club band, they'd be called The Dress-Kasuals.
Gonna need more than a sweater/suit jacket combo to fight the cold air at the Norris Texas Jam/Fundraiser.
Scary chants, then the definitive version of Roll Over Beethoven guaranteed to stay in your head well past the actual caucus.
Tell Tchaikovsky the news.

NOTE: John Edwards did a rally the next night at the same ballroom with John Mellencamp performing. Way out-drew this event. With all respect.

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